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I will never forgive Tom for making me see that this was the answer to all my boredom. I guess I can just call this self-reflection. HA!What Forest Creature Are You?What Anime Legend Are You?What Anime Stereotype Are You?What DragonBall Guy Are You?I'm not sure if I agree with that last part.What Outlaw Star Character Are You?PALADINYou are the Paladin. Your strength is your faithand your shere determination to uphold what isright and good. Often the martyr, the Paladinis a man of the people, giving of himself forthe benefit of the greater good. Lawful anddevote, the paladin is a warrior of the Gods,righting wrongs and standing firm in the faceof evil, where ever it may rear it's ugly head.You possess the fierce weapons of faith andsteel and woe betide those who question yourhonour and courage. What's your fantasy character? brought to you by QuizillaYou are Lobo.Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planetCzarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and blackhair. Lobo is the last surviving member of hisrace, because he killed almost every otherCzarnian on a whim one day. Lobo's favoritecolor is Sepucher Black. He is a man of hisword, who would rather kill the promisee thanrenege. He also loathes the following: squarejaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, thephilosophy that Good will always triumph overEvil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality forWomen, Equality for Men, basic rights, and mosteverything else that is commonly considereddecent. What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You? brought to you by QuizillaSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Although he did get killed by Wolverine in issue 3 of the DC vs. Marvel crossover.Oh my god, this needs to stop."You Shook Me All Night Long" (by AC/DC)'Cause the walls start shakingThe earth was quakingMy mind was achingAnd we were making it and you -Shook me all night long. Which 80's Song Fits You? brought to you by QuizillaYou need an AK-47! Sturdy and reliable. So which assault weapon suits you? brought to you by QuizillaYou are the dreaded forest fire! Dry conditionsand careless hikers are your allies. You takegreat pleasure in char-broiling wildlife.Shame on you! What Type of Natural Disaster Are You? brought to you by QuizillaDorothy Parker writes you, you wonderfully urbane,witty boozehound, you. Which Author's Fiction are You? brought to you by QuizillaOkay, REAL STOPPAGE NOW!

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Congratulations! You're Sam! Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you? brought to you by QuizillaAss is what I am kicking!You are The Butcher! You would be famous forchopping up and slaughtering of people in yourown unique way. That would be why the copswould not be able to identify your victims. Youwould probably get ideas from slasher movies orprevious killers, but turn them into your ownthing. You have a creative side to you, whichis scary, and you would use it on your victims.You would not be vicious or anything; you maygo all cool and casual with a smile, and thendo your work and examine your victims. Thepublic would really want the Butcher away fromthe streets! What Would Your Serial Killer Name Be? What Would the Public Know You As? brought to you by QuizillaI am the total shizzle!Yes, you will always be remembered for your goodways. You seem to be close and caring aroundyour family and other people you really know.You will be a major loss for them. There willbe an empty spot once you are gone. It maysound morbid to you, but it could also be good.Keep on with your great ways. You will have abeautiful funeral. What Type of Funeral Will You Have? Will You Be Missed Once You're Gone? brought to you by QuizillaWell, shatter-bones, you seem like a joker. Playingpranks is funny to you of course. You like tofool around with others and be, well, annoying.Haha. Egg-throwing and smashing windows onHalloween must be entertaining. If you'rehaving fun, then good for you. Just don't takeit too far or get caught. Happy Halloween,Mr./Ms. Funny Bones. What Halloween Figure Are You? brought to you by QuizillaYou are a bad, bad person. You would have not evenbeen executed; you would have been tortured!Whether stretched, pinned with needles, orfacing the Iron Maiden...you would have feltthe worst pain anyone had ever felt. Ease down,pal. No need to be so full of rage and hate! How Would You Have Been Executed Back in the Day? brought to you by Quizilla

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:: how nintendo are you? :::: how jedi are you? ::I AM a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!I really want a wallet with that written on it. Not simply because it is a terrific reference, but if the wallet were ever stolen from me I could easily recognize who took it by the way they would be acting. Then I'd pull out my nine and we'd have a real good time.I kind of wish I knew how to program these quizzes. I'd make a quiz to determine what kind of epic character from a power metal song one is. Speaking of metal, I discovered something wonderful last night. It's the history of metal that I've been waiting to write for eons.Check it out at www.anus.com/metal/about/history.htmlThis site's metal section includes various classifications-that would be used in analysis-of such a great variety, that many are entirely new to me.Enjoy.

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:: how nintendo are you? :::: how jedi are you? ::I AM a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!I really want a wallet with that written on it. Not simply because it is a terrific reference, but if the wallet were ever stolen from me I could easily recognize who took it by the way they would be acting. Then I'd pull out my nine and we'd have a real good time.I kind of wish I new how to program these quizzes. I'd make a quiz to determine what kind of epic character from a power metal song is. Speaking of metal, I discovered something wonderful last night. It's the history of metal that I've been waiting to write for eons.Check it out at www.anus.com/metal/about/history.htmlThis site's metal section includes various classifications-that would be used in analysis-of such a great variety, that many are entirely new to me.Enjoy.

All about me once more

I'm seaking aids to my narcisism. Anyone who reads this journal who knows what I look like and what I am like in all aspects of my personality (I should probably seek Pippi's advice with this one), I need your help. I was thinking about Tom's entry about the Alexander the Great biopics that are currently in production and I got to thinking about a few biopics that need to be made. For instance, I have been toying with the idea of writing a biopic about Bruce Springsteen for a while now. I want it to focus less on the actual events on his life, but rather to give a more romanticised account based on his songs. I would choose a young Al Pacino to play him. It's a role that he could easily dissapear into but has never played before. Nowadays, he's too bogged down with the roles he has played of late. I'm guess that some young, hyper talented actor will have to be discovered to play him since there are very few who look at all like him. Even Al Pacino would have to break his nose for the part. But nothing is too great for him now is it.This leads me to the real material point. Eventually I will be stunningly famous. It is inevitable since I hate working retail jobs and teaching guitar lessons (the only two things I am qualified to do besides roadie work). I mean, I had better get famous as fuck or else I AM fucked. Anyway, I can only assume that there will ultimately be a biopic done about me, because if not me then whom? Julia Stiles? I think not. So I was wondering (serious answers are appreciated as well as ammusing ones) who you would cast as me and any ideas you had for the picture. these don't have to be of Robert Evans quality so don't be affraid to brain storm.FEED MY NARCISISM!p.s. I REALLY REALLY REALLY need a shower.

David Cross

I think David Cross is the funniest man alive. Using him as an inpiration I have projected myself a new carreer path:2006-First video airs on MTV. Is invited to host MTV's TRL Live (or whatever it is you children are watching these days). Throws a garbage can through the TRL window demanding reparations.2006-Banned from MTV.2007-Hosts his own awards show outside of the MTV movie awards.2007-Kicks Russel Crowe to death after he opens his mouth to speak in defense of "A Beautiful Mind."2008-Banned from VH1 on principal.2008-First headlining tour as the world's first noise-rock superstar.2010-Releases split comedy EP with Henry Rollins.2011-Urinates on Russel Crowe's children.Nevermind. I thought this would be funnier. I really need an editor.

Riding the Slizz

My revalation came when Eli asked me what, if any, were my current musical projects.My goal at this point is to get some money together, get a van or my old car back, and travel cross-country buying amps. When I have a dozen or so I will wire them all together with a few select pedals and pieces of gear. I will create the densest guitar sound ever. I will run the amps so hot that the feedback will engulf an audience like an ice storm and the setup will be so powerful that it will shake the guitar strings for me. My gear will play itself. Then I will make people say "Beethoven who?"Actually, this post is reallys an excuse to say that I am listening to Anal Cunt.