sábado, 11 de agosto de 2007
David Cross
I think David Cross is the funniest man alive. Using him as an inpiration I have projected myself a new carreer path:2006-First video airs on MTV. Is invited to host MTV's TRL Live (or whatever it is you children are watching these days). Throws a garbage can through the TRL window demanding reparations.2006-Banned from MTV.2007-Hosts his own awards show outside of the MTV movie awards.2007-Kicks Russel Crowe to death after he opens his mouth to speak in defense of "A Beautiful Mind."2008-Banned from VH1 on principal.2008-First headlining tour as the world's first noise-rock superstar.2010-Releases split comedy EP with Henry Rollins.2011-Urinates on Russel Crowe's children.Nevermind. I thought this would be funnier. I really need an editor.
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you forgot to say the REAL reason you are to be banned from mtv -in what will seem like a publicity stunt (or an orgasm for 16 year old girls, however you look at it), you announce that you will be playing with good charlotte on some sort of mtv awards show. you and your bandmates know what's REALLY going on, and as soon as the drummer is done banging his sticks and saying "1, 2, 3, 4!" you all pummel the shit out of good charlotte on live television.and it will be so beautiful, that i will cry.- tom
I was trying to be subtle about it. But no, I didn't forget about destroying Good Charolettetteeoloetllle. I was planning to announce my transition from 'serious' music to 'death-metal' if I am ever invited to play at some MTV awards show by doing a thirty-mintue ode to Satan. I want to burn crosses on live TV and bring out gory statues that depict horrific deeds being done to the twelve apostles (except for Judas of course).
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