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:: how nintendo are you? :::: how jedi are you? ::I AM a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!I really want a wallet with that written on it. Not simply because it is a terrific reference, but if the wallet were ever stolen from me I could easily recognize who took it by the way they would be acting. Then I'd pull out my nine and we'd have a real good time.I kind of wish I knew how to program these quizzes. I'd make a quiz to determine what kind of epic character from a power metal song one is. Speaking of metal, I discovered something wonderful last night. It's the history of metal that I've been waiting to write for eons.Check it out at www.anus.com/metal/about/history.htmlThis site's metal section includes various classifications-that would be used in analysis-of such a great variety, that many are entirely new to me.Enjoy.

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:: how nintendo are you? :::: how jedi are you? ::I AM a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!I really want a wallet with that written on it. Not simply because it is a terrific reference, but if the wallet were ever stolen from me I could easily recognize who took it by the way they would be acting. Then I'd pull out my nine and we'd have a real good time.I kind of wish I new how to program these quizzes. I'd make a quiz to determine what kind of epic character from a power metal song is. Speaking of metal, I discovered something wonderful last night. It's the history of metal that I've been waiting to write for eons.Check it out at www.anus.com/metal/about/history.htmlThis site's metal section includes various classifications-that would be used in analysis-of such a great variety, that many are entirely new to me.Enjoy.

All about me once more

I'm seaking aids to my narcisism. Anyone who reads this journal who knows what I look like and what I am like in all aspects of my personality (I should probably seek Pippi's advice with this one), I need your help. I was thinking about Tom's entry about the Alexander the Great biopics that are currently in production and I got to thinking about a few biopics that need to be made. For instance, I have been toying with the idea of writing a biopic about Bruce Springsteen for a while now. I want it to focus less on the actual events on his life, but rather to give a more romanticised account based on his songs. I would choose a young Al Pacino to play him. It's a role that he could easily dissapear into but has never played before. Nowadays, he's too bogged down with the roles he has played of late. I'm guess that some young, hyper talented actor will have to be discovered to play him since there are very few who look at all like him. Even Al Pacino would have to break his nose for the part. But nothing is too great for him now is it.This leads me to the real material point. Eventually I will be stunningly famous. It is inevitable since I hate working retail jobs and teaching guitar lessons (the only two things I am qualified to do besides roadie work). I mean, I had better get famous as fuck or else I AM fucked. Anyway, I can only assume that there will ultimately be a biopic done about me, because if not me then whom? Julia Stiles? I think not. So I was wondering (serious answers are appreciated as well as ammusing ones) who you would cast as me and any ideas you had for the picture. these don't have to be of Robert Evans quality so don't be affraid to brain storm.FEED MY NARCISISM!p.s. I REALLY REALLY REALLY need a shower.

David Cross

I think David Cross is the funniest man alive. Using him as an inpiration I have projected myself a new carreer path:2006-First video airs on MTV. Is invited to host MTV's TRL Live (or whatever it is you children are watching these days). Throws a garbage can through the TRL window demanding reparations.2006-Banned from MTV.2007-Hosts his own awards show outside of the MTV movie awards.2007-Kicks Russel Crowe to death after he opens his mouth to speak in defense of "A Beautiful Mind."2008-Banned from VH1 on principal.2008-First headlining tour as the world's first noise-rock superstar.2010-Releases split comedy EP with Henry Rollins.2011-Urinates on Russel Crowe's children.Nevermind. I thought this would be funnier. I really need an editor.

Riding the Slizz

My revalation came when Eli asked me what, if any, were my current musical projects.My goal at this point is to get some money together, get a van or my old car back, and travel cross-country buying amps. When I have a dozen or so I will wire them all together with a few select pedals and pieces of gear. I will create the densest guitar sound ever. I will run the amps so hot that the feedback will engulf an audience like an ice storm and the setup will be so powerful that it will shake the guitar strings for me. My gear will play itself. Then I will make people say "Beethoven who?"Actually, this post is reallys an excuse to say that I am listening to Anal Cunt.

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I'm hung like a blue whale.