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Congratulations! You're Sam! Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you? brought to you by QuizillaAss is what I am kicking!You are The Butcher! You would be famous forchopping up and slaughtering of people in yourown unique way. That would be why the copswould not be able to identify your victims. Youwould probably get ideas from slasher movies orprevious killers, but turn them into your ownthing. You have a creative side to you, whichis scary, and you would use it on your victims.You would not be vicious or anything; you maygo all cool and casual with a smile, and thendo your work and examine your victims. Thepublic would really want the Butcher away fromthe streets! What Would Your Serial Killer Name Be? What Would the Public Know You As? brought to you by QuizillaI am the total shizzle!Yes, you will always be remembered for your goodways. You seem to be close and caring aroundyour family and other people you really know.You will be a major loss for them. There willbe an empty spot once you are gone. It maysound morbid to you, but it could also be good.Keep on with your great ways. You will have abeautiful funeral. What Type of Funeral Will You Have? Will You Be Missed Once You're Gone? brought to you by QuizillaWell, shatter-bones, you seem like a joker. Playingpranks is funny to you of course. You like tofool around with others and be, well, annoying.Haha. Egg-throwing and smashing windows onHalloween must be entertaining. If you'rehaving fun, then good for you. Just don't takeit too far or get caught. Happy Halloween,Mr./Ms. Funny Bones. What Halloween Figure Are You? brought to you by QuizillaYou are a bad, bad person. You would have not evenbeen executed; you would have been tortured!Whether stretched, pinned with needles, orfacing the Iron Maiden...you would have feltthe worst pain anyone had ever felt. Ease down,pal. No need to be so full of rage and hate! How Would You Have Been Executed Back in the Day? brought to you by Quizilla

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:: how nintendo are you? :::: how jedi are you? ::I AM a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!I really want a wallet with that written on it. Not simply because it is a terrific reference, but if the wallet were ever stolen from me I could easily recognize who took it by the way they would be acting. Then I'd pull out my nine and we'd have a real good time.I kind of wish I knew how to program these quizzes. I'd make a quiz to determine what kind of epic character from a power metal song one is. Speaking of metal, I discovered something wonderful last night. It's the history of metal that I've been waiting to write for eons.Check it out at www.anus.com/metal/about/history.htmlThis site's metal section includes various classifications-that would be used in analysis-of such a great variety, that many are entirely new to me.Enjoy.

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:: how nintendo are you? :::: how jedi are you? ::I AM a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!I really want a wallet with that written on it. Not simply because it is a terrific reference, but if the wallet were ever stolen from me I could easily recognize who took it by the way they would be acting. Then I'd pull out my nine and we'd have a real good time.I kind of wish I new how to program these quizzes. I'd make a quiz to determine what kind of epic character from a power metal song is. Speaking of metal, I discovered something wonderful last night. It's the history of metal that I've been waiting to write for eons.Check it out at www.anus.com/metal/about/history.htmlThis site's metal section includes various classifications-that would be used in analysis-of such a great variety, that many are entirely new to me.Enjoy.

All about me once more

I'm seaking aids to my narcisism. Anyone who reads this journal who knows what I look like and what I am like in all aspects of my personality (I should probably seek Pippi's advice with this one), I need your help. I was thinking about Tom's entry about the Alexander the Great biopics that are currently in production and I got to thinking about a few biopics that need to be made. For instance, I have been toying with the idea of writing a biopic about Bruce Springsteen for a while now. I want it to focus less on the actual events on his life, but rather to give a more romanticised account based on his songs. I would choose a young Al Pacino to play him. It's a role that he could easily dissapear into but has never played before. Nowadays, he's too bogged down with the roles he has played of late. I'm guess that some young, hyper talented actor will have to be discovered to play him since there are very few who look at all like him. Even Al Pacino would have to break his nose for the part. But nothing is too great for him now is it.This leads me to the real material point. Eventually I will be stunningly famous. It is inevitable since I hate working retail jobs and teaching guitar lessons (the only two things I am qualified to do besides roadie work). I mean, I had better get famous as fuck or else I AM fucked. Anyway, I can only assume that there will ultimately be a biopic done about me, because if not me then whom? Julia Stiles? I think not. So I was wondering (serious answers are appreciated as well as ammusing ones) who you would cast as me and any ideas you had for the picture. these don't have to be of Robert Evans quality so don't be affraid to brain storm.FEED MY NARCISISM!p.s. I REALLY REALLY REALLY need a shower.

David Cross

I think David Cross is the funniest man alive. Using him as an inpiration I have projected myself a new carreer path:2006-First video airs on MTV. Is invited to host MTV's TRL Live (or whatever it is you children are watching these days). Throws a garbage can through the TRL window demanding reparations.2006-Banned from MTV.2007-Hosts his own awards show outside of the MTV movie awards.2007-Kicks Russel Crowe to death after he opens his mouth to speak in defense of "A Beautiful Mind."2008-Banned from VH1 on principal.2008-First headlining tour as the world's first noise-rock superstar.2010-Releases split comedy EP with Henry Rollins.2011-Urinates on Russel Crowe's children.Nevermind. I thought this would be funnier. I really need an editor.

Riding the Slizz

My revalation came when Eli asked me what, if any, were my current musical projects.My goal at this point is to get some money together, get a van or my old car back, and travel cross-country buying amps. When I have a dozen or so I will wire them all together with a few select pedals and pieces of gear. I will create the densest guitar sound ever. I will run the amps so hot that the feedback will engulf an audience like an ice storm and the setup will be so powerful that it will shake the guitar strings for me. My gear will play itself. Then I will make people say "Beethoven who?"Actually, this post is reallys an excuse to say that I am listening to Anal Cunt.

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I'm hung like a blue whale.

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The word is that Amanda Brown wants a livjournal code. She bes' get one soon. Ya'll should be rushing to beat me to the punch becuase she is beyond awesome. DO! IT! NOW!

Tom's survey

If I were a month, I'd be: OctoberIf I were a day of the week, I'd be: thursday.If I were a time of day, I'd be: Early, early morning, If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth I think.If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Orca.If I were a direction, I'd be: north.If I were a sin, I'd be: lust.If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, or possibly Martin Luther King Jr.If I were a liquid, I'd be: probably Pabst Blue Ribbon.If I were a tree, I'd be: douglas fir.If I were a bird, I'd be: a raven, not just because of the blackness, but because they are the biggest, loudest, and most predatorial of all songbirds, the least loud, least big, and least predatorial class of birds.If I were a tool, I'd be: an occilloscope.If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a joshua tree.If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: crisp fall.If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a Darkastro.If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: oh take a wild fucking guess.If I were an animal, I'd be: a dog or wolf.If I were a color, I'd be: blacker than black ink.If I were an emotion, I'd be: ambivalence.If I were a vegetable, I'd be: unedible.If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound that Hendrix makes during Voodoo Chile (Slight Return), the Woodstock recording, at about 9:37.If I were an element, I'd be: earth.If I were a car, I'd be: a Dodge Challenger.If I were a song, I'd be: something without words.If I were a movie, I'd be: a classic movie that you would namedrop to your friends so they would think you were smart and had good taste.If I were a book, I'd be: East of Eden.If I were a food, I'd be: delivery pizza.If I were a place, I'd be: Joshua Tree national park or my dear hometown, Concord, NH.If I were a material, I'd be: Maple wood.If I were a taste, I'd be: Dead Guy Ale.If I were a scent, I'd be: I am a scent and it isn't good.If I were a religion, I'd be: DISCORDIANISM!If I were a word, I'd be: yert (alternate spellings include but are not limited to: yurt, yirt, jyrt, jourt, jourte, jert)If I were an object, I'd be: a jacket.If I were a body part, I'd be: two fingers: the index and the pinky.If I were a facial expression, I'd be: the one that says PA-TEEEEE PA-TING KWAH KWAH!If I were a subject in school, I'd be: music or poly-sci.If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: the cartoon James Hetfield. What am I saying? I practically am a cartoonb character.If I were a shape, I'd be a: bent outIf I were a number, I'd be: elevety billion.

I can't tell why I enjoy these things, but I do.

Abia is your Vampire name.You are a sullen Vampire who loves all life.Because of this, you are saddenned by the factthat you must kill. You are gentle andfriendly.What is your Vampire name? brought to you by QuizillaYou are an individual,go you! You think foryourself and don't need to wear tight shirtsand short skirts to get the attention youwant.You are somewhat depressed but try not tolet people know.That where the cutting comesin.You're not one of thoes people who need tobe labeled and you dont have a group.You'rejust you.By the way,please vote for my quiz!What clique do you belong in? brought to you by QuizillaFight Club! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by QuizillaYou are Form 8, Demon: The Destroyer."And The Demon took advantage of the chaosand seized civillization. With grace andstyle, Demon slit The Goddess's belly anddrowned the world in her blood. The Goddess,The Demon, and the world were nomore."Some examples of the Demon Form are Seth (Egyptian)and The Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Christian).The Demon is associated with the concept ofdestruction, the number 8, and the element ofearth.His sign is the full moon.As a member of Form 8, you are a very strong willedindividual. You don't let others' opinionssway your own and you're usually not afraid tospeak your mind. However, some may see you asa bit overly passionate but it's just becauseyou never back down from your values. Nomatter what, you always do everything withstyle. Demons are the best friends to havebecause they will back you up. Which Mythological Form Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Additional

I'm finding that I'm really looking forward to going home for break. I'm not terribly enthused about being in Wisconsin for much longer. This poses a number of problems for me though. I have friends here who are exerting pressure on me to stay and others who exert pressures to leave. I still haven't called Berklee to see if I have a definite 'in' but I think I know that the answer will be yes. If it is yes I don't know how I could forgive myself for passing it up. At the same time, I like the people out here, if not the scene. I suppose I could always put a band together and tour my ass out here to see my friends, and it's not like I'm particularly bad at saying a permanent goodbye. This brings me however, to trouble number two: Teresa. Moveing back east means guaranteed break-up. I know she's not optimistic enough to think a relationship between Wisconsin and the Commonwealth of Drugachusettes ("I declare this pizza to beeee......AWESOME!") will work at all. I'm certainly not, nor do I want to subject either of us to the kind of frustration that attempting that would entail. We also have great difficulty carrying on a convorsation on the phone, so even long distance communication would have to be by letter (because I refuse to carry on a relationship by e-mail or AIM, I don't care how many Friendster accounts or livejournals I get) which would probably loose its importance since I'm not in battle or anything. However, were I to continue at Beloiit there would be no harm/foul.So those of you who know me know that I spend waaaaaaay too much time being inwardly focussed on things that I should leave alone. I know that I should really be out there trying to solve the problems with race-ralations in the this country and trying to establish a libertarian government while simultaneously setting all financial debt and count to zero, but right now all I can think about is the end of the year. Well, that and the job I need to get. I work at the moment but I don't get paid so to speak. I am compensated and love the work I am doing so it doesn't matter too too much. Also, my bank account has supposedly been frozen since mid-October so even though my debit card was stolen, I have no reason to suspect that I have less than a grand in my bank account. That is easily enough to last me through next year, but after that I will be royally fucked. Actually come to think of it, the holiday season means that I am royally fucked right now.Meh. Who knows how royally fucked I actually am? I wonder actually though if that fact that I have to push myself very hard to be active in makeing my financial situation better means that I don't actually care about any of it. I suppose I could always bum a plane ticket out of my folks and go work at Rowe year round. That would be itneresting butt I'm willing to bet that it would also be highly unsatisfying. Maybe I'll bump up my campaign for Gov'nuh of New Hampshire. That doesn't take money right?

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I understand now why people like me shouldn't play video games.My RA rented Grand Theft Auto 3. I just got home and was watching him and this chick play a little bit of it. He apologized every time he did something "wrong" like crashing his car or running people over. She whined when she could figure out how to go backwards. I naturally kicked ass like no one has ever seen before. Needless to say I was pissed at their vocal emissions and had to leave.I hate whiners and pussys but there's nothing I hate more than people who let video games interphere with their emotions. In case you cannot tell, I fall hard into the latter catagory. Keep them away from me, for the love of God.

Ground Monkeys ...

Ground Monkeys played a show that was both most and excellent. I've spent a goodly portion of the evening with Eli and Kieren. I have consumed a fair amount of Boddington Pub Ale, a beverage most smooth and refreshing. It has just the right amount of bitter, and just the right amount of hops. It is a flat ale that is quite creamy and smooth. I'm a big fan. Also, tonight I spent the most time with Tomas Rubio Keefer that I ever have whilst on campus. It turned out that Teresa did not remember leaving a single message out of the billion or so that she did. We ate Mexican food. I had a Mexican burger, because it was cheap. Cheapness is goodness in my book. That is one thing that Teresa and I no longer see eye to eye on. I've lost much appreciation for good food (except barbeque) due to my terrible dining habits at commons. I have a hard time dicerning the difference between good and bad food. And it has less to do with what is tasty and what is actually well prepared. It's all chucked. Yes, chucked.I need a band and I need to tour. It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks. I am putting together a noise-rock band called Ocilloscope. Let it go forth throughout the land: the name Ocilloscope is taken. If someone knows the correct spelling for that word I would very much like to hear it.Bed now. My first day as an eNerd has been very successful. I've journaled like a pro. I think some insane chick is hitting on me. She insists that she's just insane. I don't believe her. Bed is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Doulbe Boner

So today is fixin' to be one of the greatest days there is. Ground Monkeys shall play Beloit tonight, and I've borrowed a copy of the Two Towers (extended edition) so the boners should be a-poppin' all day long.Okay, to be perfectly honest I am a little worried. I recieved about nine phone calls from my girlfriend last night, but wasn't actually home to to pick any of them up. I'm guessing that she may have been a bit drunk though becuase I understood, at most, only a few words of what she said. I'm shakey on that too. She either said she wanted me to come over and was going to wait up for me or that we're broken up. I'm guessing that she won't remember making a lot of the calls though and so there shouldn't be anything to be particularly worried about, except for the part about her being so drunk that she doesn't remember making some of the most truly bizarre phone-calls of all fucking time (which for the sake of all involved I shan't be describing).On the upside, Ground Monkeys got a feature blurb in the student newspaper, the Round Table. Though some of the information seems plausible (given the crazy characters that the paper was writing about), I don't recall giving it to the author when delivering some sample songs and some background information. One of the more interesting observations comes when the author tells us "their sound is more no wave than no wave-try to imagine something like the Flying Luttenbackers crossed with Yoko Ono and microphone jazz. Basically they sound very arty and frantic, like they really are Japanese, instead of simply having a Japanese-sounding name." They want me to to do metal reviews for this paper. I couldn't sound that hip if I tried.Also, my right foot may have some sort of fungal infection, but I've never seen anything like it. All those little cracks underneath my toes-you know those little wrinkles that make babies adorable-have split open and were spewing blood and bile for a while, but now they've scabbed over. They still hurt like a bizatch though.

I live to copy Tom

these are all my picks. I've demonstrated a thousands times by now that I don't know how to pick winners, just those that should be.RECORD OF THE YEAR:beyonce f/ jay-z - crazy in loveblack eyed peas f/ justin timberlake - where is the lovecoldplay - clockseminem - lose yourselfandre 3000 - hey yaAndre 3000 by a fucking mile. All the rest blow my dog.ALBUM OF THE YEAR:missy elliott - under constructionevanescence - fallenoutkast - speakerboxxx/the love belowjustin timberlake - justifiedthe white stripes - elephantThere are three here that I might have picked. I didn't here all of Missy's but I was quite impressed and Outkast blew my mind. But as much as it pains me to say it, Elephant by the White Stripes is my pick. I really think it'll go down as one of the great ones.SONG OF THE YEAR:christina aguilera - beautifulluther vandross - dance with my fatheravril lavigne - i'm with youwarren zevon - keep me in your hearteminem - lose yourselfZEVON ZEVON ZEVON! GENIUS!BEST NEW ARTIST:evanescence50 centfountains of wayneheather headleysean paulI hate them all so very much. Evanescense may be the worst. I'd like to see them take on "Fitty" in the catagory of suck.BEST FEMALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE:christina aguilera - beautifulkelly clarkson - miss independentdido - white flagavril lavigne - i'm with yousarah mclachlan - fallenI'm going to say....Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy. What? All these people suck. SUCK I TELL YOU! BEST MALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE:george harrison - any roadmichael mcdonald - ain't no mountain high enoughsting - send your lovejustin timberlake - cry me a riverwarren zevon - keep me in your heartThey are throwing a bone to Harrison with the nomination becuase of the whole dying thing. When are people going to realise that it won't matter at all to him becuase he is fucking dead. I don't care about this one at all, just as long as not only does Justin not win, but somebody keys his car on the way out.BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS:bon jovi - misunderstoodeagles - hole in the worldfountains of wayne - stacy's mommatchbox twenty - unwellno doubt f/ lady saw - underneath it allThis is another catagory where it would seem that all the "artists" would be much better off not being alive.BEST POP COLLABORATION WITH VOCALS:christina aguilera f/ lil' kim - can't hold us downtony bennett f/ k.d. lang - la vie en rosebob dylan and mavis staples - gonna change my way of thinkingpink f/ william orbit - feel good timesting f/ mary j. blige - whenever i say your nameI'm going with BD and MavisBEST POP VOCAL ALBUM:christina aguilera - strippedgeorge harrison - brainwashedannie lennox - baremichael mcdonald - motownjustin timberlake - justifiedHarrison. No questions, no calls.BEST DANCE RECORDING:cher - love one anothergroove armada - easymadonna - die another daykylie minogue - come into my worldtelepopmusik - breatheKylie. She's hot. So is Madonna, but I'm just sick of being aware of Madonna, and Kylie is someone I'm not aware of at all.BEST FEMALE ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE:michelle branch - are you happy now?avril lavigne - losing grippink - troublebonnie raitt - time of our liveslucinda williams - righteouslyBonnie. No you are wrong. It's Bonnie.BEST MALE ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE:david bowie - new killer starbob dylan - down in the floodlenny kravitz - if i could fall in lovedave matthews - gravediggertom waits - return of jackie & judyIt is always Tom, unless it is Bruce.BEST ROCK PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS:foo fighters - times like theseradiohead - there theretrain - calling all angelsthe white stripes - seven nation armywarren zevon f/ bruce springsteen - disorder in the houseNow I know you all think you know what I'm going to pick for this one. But I didn't actually here that Warren/Bruce colaboration becuase I couldn't afford it and couldn't download it. So I can't vote for it, not even on the principal that Bruce is always best. I have to go with the White Stripes because a) I really like that song a lot, b)I hate Train with a passion. If I ever meet that band I will cut off their feet. c) the Foos suck nowadays and I didn't care enough to buy Radiohead's new album. The White Stripes it is!BEST HARD ROCK PERFORMANCE:audioslave - like a stoneevanescence f/ paul mccoy - bring me to lifegodsmack - straight out of linejane's addiction - just becausequeens of the stone age - go with the flow<[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<i'll>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]these are all my picks. I've demonstrated a thousands times by now that I don't know how to pick winners, just those that should be.RECORD OF THE YEAR:beyonce f/ jay-z - crazy in loveblack eyed peas f/ justin timberlake - where is the lovecoldplay - clockseminem - lose yourselfandre 3000 - hey yaAndre 3000 by a fucking mile. All the rest blow my dog.ALBUM OF THE YEAR:missy elliott - under constructionevanescence - fallenoutkast - speakerboxxx/the love belowjustin timberlake - justifiedthe white stripes - elephantThere are three here that I might have picked. I didn't here all of Missy's but I was quite impressed and Outkast blew my mind. But as much as it pains me to say it, Elephant by the White Stripes is my pick. I really think it'll go down as one of the great ones.SONG OF THE YEAR:christina aguilera - beautifulluther vandross - dance with my fatheravril lavigne - i'm with youwarren zevon - keep me in your hearteminem - lose yourselfZEVON ZEVON ZEVON! GENIUS!BEST NEW ARTIST:evanescence50 centfountains of wayneheather headleysean paulI hate them all so very much. Evanescense may be the worst. I'd like to see them take on "Fitty" in the catagory of suck.BEST FEMALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE:christina aguilera - beautifulkelly clarkson - miss independentdido - white flagavril lavigne - i'm with yousarah mclachlan - fallenI'm going to say....Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy. What? All these people suck. SUCK I TELL YOU! BEST MALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE:george harrison - any roadmichael mcdonald - ain't no mountain high enoughsting - send your lovejustin timberlake - cry me a riverwarren zevon - keep me in your heartThey are throwing a bone to Harrison with the nomination becuase of the whole dying thing. When are people going to realise that it won't matter at all to him becuase he is fucking dead. I don't care about this one at all, just as long as not only does Justin not win, but somebody keys his car on the way out.BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS:bon jovi - misunderstoodeagles - hole in the worldfountains of wayne - stacy's mommatchbox twenty - unwellno doubt f/ lady saw - underneath it allThis is another catagory where it would seem that all the "artists" would be much better off not being alive.BEST POP COLLABORATION WITH VOCALS:christina aguilera f/ lil' kim - can't hold us downtony bennett f/ k.d. lang - la vie en rosebob dylan and mavis staples - gonna change my way of thinkingpink f/ william orbit - feel good timesting f/ mary j. blige - whenever i say your nameI'm going with BD and MavisBEST POP VOCAL ALBUM:christina aguilera - strippedgeorge harrison - brainwashedannie lennox - baremichael mcdonald - motownjustin timberlake - justifiedHarrison. No questions, no calls.BEST DANCE RECORDING:cher - love one anothergroove armada - easymadonna - die another daykylie minogue - come into my worldtelepopmusik - breatheKylie. She's hot. So is Madonna, but I'm just sick of being aware of Madonna, and Kylie is someone I'm not aware of at all.BEST FEMALE ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE:michelle branch - are you happy now?avril lavigne - losing grippink - troublebonnie raitt - time of our liveslucinda williams - righteouslyBonnie. No you are wrong. It's Bonnie.BEST MALE ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE:david bowie - new killer starbob dylan - down in the floodlenny kravitz - if i could fall in lovedave matthews - gravediggertom waits - return of jackie & judyIt is always Tom, unless it is Bruce.BEST ROCK PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS:foo fighters - times like theseradiohead - there theretrain - calling all angelsthe white stripes - seven nation armywarren zevon f/ bruce springsteen - disorder in the houseNow I know you all think you know what I'm going to pick for this one. But I didn't actually here that Warren/Bruce colaboration becuase I couldn't afford it and couldn't download it. So I can't vote for it, not even on the principal that Bruce is always best. I have to go with the White Stripes because a) I really like that song a lot, b)I hate Train with a passion. If I ever meet that band I will cut off their feet. c) the Foos suck nowadays and I didn't care enough to buy Radiohead's new album. The White Stripes it is!BEST HARD ROCK PERFORMANCE:audioslave - like a stoneevanescence f/ paul mccoy - bring me to lifegodsmack - straight out of linejane's addiction - just becausequeens of the stone age - go with the flow<<i'll go with queens, 'cause i'm sure that's what max hodes would pick.>>Of course I pick the Queens! That album makes my top 10 of all time. The rest of the songs nominated are FAR beyond sucking anyway.BEST METAL PERFORMANCE:korn - did my timemarilyn manson - mobscenemetallica - st. angerspineshank - smotheredstone sour - inhaleAs a self-respecting metalhead and purveyor of true metal I am faced with an interesting conundrum. All the songs on here suck. They suck a lot. I mean we're talking maelstrom sucking here. St. Anger sucks the least.BEST ROCK SONG:evanescence f/ paul mccoy - bring me to lifetrain - calling all angelswarren zevon f/ bruce sprinsteen - disorder in the housethe white stripes - seven nation armynickelback - somedayFor reasons that I have already explained I am choosing The White Stripes. Also, they RAWK more than Zevon really can.BEST ROCK ALBUM:audioslave - audioslaveevanescence - fallenfoo fighters - one by onematchbox twenty - more than you think you arenickelback - the long roadchoices like this make me hate everything.BEST ALTERNATIVE MUSIC ALBUM:the flaming lips - fight testradiohead - hail to the theifsigur ros - untitledthe white stripes - elephantyeah yeah yeahs - fever to tellDon't care about of for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, didn't get a chance to check out the new Sigur Ros, sos the White Stripes it is again. To be honest though, I would have voted for it had I heard those others. I really love that album.BEST FEMALE R&B PERFORMANCE:ashanti - rain on meerykah badu - back in the daybeyonce - dangerously in lovemary j. blige - ooh!heather headley - i wish i wasn'tit's Erykah Badu for the head-gear.BEST MALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE:r. kelly - step in the name of lovebrian mcknight - shoulda, woulda, couldaruben studdard - superstartyrese - how you gonna act like thatluther vandross - dance with my fatherI'm not quALIFIED to make any kind of decision here.BEST R&B PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS:beyonce and luther vandross - the closer i get to youstanley clarke featuring glenn lewis and amel larrieux - where is the lovefloetry - say yesroy hargrove & the rh factor f/ d'angelo - i'll staythe isley brothers with ronald isley f/ js - bustedtlc - hands upIsleysBEST TRADITIONAL R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE:earth, wind, & fire - hold mearetha franklin - wonderfulanthony hamilton - comin' where i'm frompatti labelle - way up therekelly price - he proposedI say give it to Earth, Wind, & Fire. Aretha is overrated.BEST URBAN/ALTERNATIVE PERFORMANCE:erykah badu - dangerkelis - milkshakeles nubians - j'veux d'la musiquemusiq - forthenightandre - hey yaI'm going to let Tom pick for me.BEST R&B SONG:anthony hamilton - comin' where i'm frombeyonce f/ jay-z - crazy in loveluther vandross - dance with my fathererykah badu - dangerashanti - rock wit uI HATE BYONCE! that's itBEST R&B ALBUM:erykah badu - worldwide undergroundblu cantrell - bittersweetaretha franklin - so damn happythe isley brothers f/ ronald isley - body kissluther vandross - dance with my father <<jesus, luther, sorry about the stroke and all, but your music SUCKS. GO ERYKAH!!!!!>>YOU TELL 'IM TOM!BEST CONTEMPORARY R&B ALBUM:ashanti - chapter IIbeyonce - dangerously in lovemary j. blige - love & lifeanthony hamilton - comin' where i'm fromr. kelly - chocolate factoryI'm hereby skipping all r&b and RapGive it to Outkast or Deltron if they nominated him.Answers for those are all Toms BEST FEMALE RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE:da brat - got it poppin'missy elliott - work itlil' kim - came back for youmc lyte - ride wit mequeen latifah - go headit doesn't matter that i haven't heard 4 of these songs. any of you who think "work it" shouldn't win is clearly a dumbass.BEST MALE RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE:joe budden - pump it upeminem - lose yourself50 cent - in da clubludacris - stand upsean paul - get busyi don't know, here... i'm mad at sean paul for stealing the diwali rhythm that everyone else is using now... i don't know, i'll go with sean paul or ludacris.BEST RAP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP:missy elliott f/ ludacris - gossip folkslil' kim f/ 50 cent - magic sticknelly, p. diddy, and murphy lee - shake ya tailfeatherjuelz santana f/ cam'ron - dipsetyoung gunz - can't stop won't stopMISSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBESR RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION:beyonce f/ jay-z - crazy in loveblack eyed peas f/ justin timberlake - where is the lovell cool j f/ marc dorsey - luv u betterpharrell f/ jay-z - frontin'snoop dogg f/ pharrell - beautifulbeautifuuullll...i just waaant you knowwww....BEST RAP SONG:snoop dogg f/ pharrell - beautifuljay-z f/ pharrell - excuse me miss50 cent - in da clubeminem - lose yourselfmissy elliott - work itwow. this one is fucking HARD. 50's song has a good beat. thank you, dr. dre. but snoop's beat might be better... and then there's missy.... for the workitshop's sake, i'm going to pick missy!BEST RAP ALBUM:missy elliott - under construction50 cent - get rich or die tryin'jay-z - the blueprint 2outkast - speakerboxxx/the love belowthe roots - phrenologyi don't get tired of "under construction". i just don't. and can't. and will not.BEST REGGAE ALBUM:buju banton - friends for lifeburning spear - freemansean paul - dutty rockthird world - ain't givin' upwayne wonder - no holding backit's sean paul. totally. SEANA PAUL.BEST POLKA ALBUM:eddie blazonczyk's versatons - versalicious!jerry darlak and the touch - polkas in black and whitelynnmarie - lynnmarie & the boxhoundswalter ostanek & bob kravos - just for youdennis polisky & the maestro's men - strike up the bandjimmy sturr - let's polka 'roundBLAZONCZYK!BEST COMPILATION SOUNDTRACK ALBUM FOR A MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA:chicagogangs of new yorkkill bill vol. 1a mighty windschool of rockKILL BILL MUTHA FUCKAZ! FUCK CHICAGO!BEST SCORE SOUNDTRACK ALBUM FOR A MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA:john williams - catch me if you canjohn williams - harry potter and the chamber of secretsphilip glass - the hourshoward shore - the lord of the rings: the two towersrandy newman - seabiscuit<<howard shore is a genius, and he should win. and i think that the grammys and the oscars have a contract that randy newman should be nominated every year. I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF AND JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!>>> I would like to add to this, Fuck John Williams and the movies he wrote for, fuck Philip Glass and Randy Newman so hard that they can't walk.BEST SONG WRITTEN FOR A MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA:ludacris - act a foolu2 - the hands that built americacatherine zeta jones and renee zellweger - i move oneminem - lose yourselfchristopher guest, eugene levy, and michael mckean - a mighty windLEVY!!!!!!BEST ENGINEERED ALBUM, NON-CLASSICAL:black eyed peas - elephunkradiohead - hail to the thieffuel - natural selectionaaron neville - nature boyelvis costello - northI don't even know what the fuck this means.PRODUCER OF THE YEAR, NON-CLASSICAL:- nigel goodrich (radiohead - hail to the thief)- jimmy jam and terry lewis (mya - anatomy 1on1, beyonce and bilal - everything i do, kelly price - strong man)- the matrix (liz phair - extraordinary, hilary duff - so yesterday, lillix - it's about time)- the neptunes (neptunes present the clones, snoop dogg f/ pharrell - beautiful, common f/ mary j. blige - come close, ll cool j f/ marc dorsey - luv u better, justin timberlake - rock your body)- outkast (killer mike - monster, speakerboxxx/the love below)Are they only hip-hop producers anymore? What the fuck happened to Eddie Kramer? Rick Ruben didn't do anything this year?BEST REMIXED RECORDING, NON-CLASSICAL:christina aguilera - beautiful (peter rauhofer remix)beyonce f/ jay-z - crazy in love (maurice's soul mix)tori amos - don't make me come to vegas (timo maas remix)seal - get it together (bill hamel vocal mix)the latin project - lei lo lai (maw mix)I don't know who the fuck was the best but it sho' was not fucking Beyonce. God, I hate her.BEST SHORT FORM MUSIC VIDEO:johnny cash - hurtcoldplay - the scientistmadonna - die another daymartina mcbride - concrete angelandre 3000 - hey yaI'm torn here. Johnny had the better song and the more artistic video. It works better from the point of view of film in general. Andre's was just a righteous video as far as videos go. "Hurt" was cinema. "Hey Ya" was just a movie. They were both fantastic.

stupid manditory quizzes

How metal? How white? How chinese? The answers may surprise you!You're Manowar.What Epic Metal band are you brought to you by QuizillaWOW MetallicA is the GREATEST and now you get tosay YOU ARE THE GREATEST MetallicA FAN becauseyou KNOW THE REALEST OF THE REAL SHIT!!!!The Realest Most ILLEST MetallicA Quiz of them ALL!!! brought to you by QuizillaGod Of Emptiness:Your knowledge Disembowels Christians with preciseand intricate incisions.Correct Answers: Daniel Corchado, Unleashed, LockUp, Carcass, Fleshgrind, Broken Hope, Heccatomb(From Brazil), Season Of The Dead, Entombed,Glen Benton, Mortal Massacre, Divine Empire,Eric Rutan. Splattered Brains And Scattered Remains: A Moderate Level Death Metal Quiz brought to you by QuizillaMusic Enthusiast, you love music and feel that the90s was evil, you believe you have a right toanytthing, your into Punk, Pop Rock, BritishInvasion, and NWOBHM simply amazingMetal Subgenre, Lets Take A Look?? brought to you by QuizillaYour ideal math-metal boyfriend is....Steve Albinifrom Shellac! He's up for some action in thepark, baby... Just WHO is your ideal math-metal boyfriend? brought to you by QuizillaYou are Extol. Recently signed to Century Mediarecords, your are ready to become a force torecon with the the extreme metal scene.Extremely talented and very proficientmusicians, your skill is nearly unmatched inthe world of music. While you're still in thevery early stages of your career, your amazinglive shows, heavy yet accessable compositionsand good personalities make you ready forsuccess.Extreme underground metal-Which band are you? brought to you by Quizillahail metal warrior!!! in your blood runs ironforged in the very halls of valhalla!! riseand claim your iron throne, for you are trulythe chosen one!! all hail!!are you really metal? brought to you by QuizillaYou are: THE JOKER! Which Batman Villain Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Albums

ALBUMS I DON’T HAVE BUT DESPERATELY NEED!Listed by Artist-Album1. The Sleepytime Gorilla Museum-Grand Opening and Closing2. Bob Dylan-Blond On Blond3. Bob Dylan-Highway 61 Revisited4. Bob Dylan-Love And Theft5. Bob Dylan-Time Out Of Mind6. Warren Zevon-The Wind7. Bruce Springsteen-Born In The U.S.A.8. Bruce Springsteen-The Ghost of Tom Jode9. Beastie Boys-Ill Communication10. Beastie Boys-Check Your Head11. Dimmu Borgir-Death Cult Armageddon12. Meshuggah-Nothing13. Death-Human14. Death-Sound Of Perserverance15. Death-Individual Thought Patterns16. Opeth-Still Life17. Opeth-Damnation18. Slayer-South of Heaven19. Slayer-Seasons in the Abyss20. Fear Factory-Obsolete21. At The Gates-Slaughter Of The Soul22. Entombed-Wolverine Blues23. Entombed-Morning Star24. Rotting Christ-Triarchy Of Lost Lovers25. Rotting Christ-Genesis26. Bloodbath-Resurrection Through Carnage27. The Crown-Possessed 1328. Dark Tranquility-Damage Done29. Dark Tranquility-The Gallery30. Amon Amarth-The Crusher31. Amon Amarth-Versus The World32. The Red Chord-Fused Together in Revolving Doors33. Arch Enemy-Anthems of Rebellion34. Napalm Death-Scum35. Manowar-The Triumph Of Steel36. Manowar-Hail To England37. Hypocrisy-Final Chapter38. The Haunted-Made Me Do It39. The Haunted-One Kill Wonder40. Deicide-Deicide41. Bjork-Homogenic42. Bjork-Debut43. Bjork-Post44. Outkast-Stankonia45. Outkast-Speakerboxxx46. Outkast-aquemini47. Common-Electric Circus48. Deltron3030-Deltron303049. De La Soul-3 Feet High and Rising50. De La Soul-A.O.I: Mosaic51. De La Soul-De La Soul Is Dead52. A Tribe Called Quest-Midnight Maraudeers53. Kyuss-…And The Circus Leaves Town54. Kyuss-Welcome To Sky Valley55. Desert Sessions- Desert Sessions Vol. 1/256. Desert Sessions-Desert Sessions Vol. 9/1057. Isis-Oceanic58. Praxis-Transmutation (Mutatis Mutandis)59. The Velvet Underground-Loaded60. the U$AISAMONSTER-Citizens of the Universe61. the U$AISAMONSTER-Joshua Tree62. the U$AISAMONSTER-Teneshaya Compost63. Headless Torsos (NOT Screaming Headless Torsos)-Amandala64. Bill Frisell-Have A little Faith65. Bill Frisell-Ghost Town66. Bill Frisell-The Intercontinentals67. Royal Trux-Accelerator68. Big Black-The Rich Man’s Eight Track Tape69. Orthrelm-Asristis Vieldriox70. Zappa/Mothers-Absolutely Free71. Zappa/Mothers-Freak Out72. Zappa-Waka/Jawaka73. Zappa-the Grand Wazoo74. Zappa-Shut Up ‘N Yer Guitar (3 disc set)75. Johnny Cash-Live At Fulsom Prison76. Andrew W.K.-The Wolf77. The Secret Chiefs 3-First Grand Constitution of Bylaws78. Secret Chiefs-Second Grand Constitution of Bylaws79. KMFDM-Xtort80. KMFDM-Naïve: Hell To Go81. KMFDM-WWIII82. Ministry-The Land Of Rape And Honey83. Ministry-the Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste84. Ministy-Psalm 6985. Motorhead-Overkill86. Motorhead-Ace Of Spades87. Motorhead-No Sleep Till Hammersmith88. New York Dolls-New York Dolls89. New York Dolls-Too Much Too Soon90. Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers-L.A.M.F91. Aphex Twin-Selected Ambient Works 85-9292. Buckethead-Bucketheadland volume 293. Buckethead-Buckethadland94. God Speed You Black Emperor!-F# A# (Infinity)95. God Speed You Black Emperor!-Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven96. The Beta Band-The Three E,P.s97. Primal Scream-Screamadelica98. Primal Scream-XTRMNTR99. Mahavishnu Orchestra-The Inner Mounting Flame100. Necronomitron-Self Titled

iNerd

So this is the very first (and very vapid) entry in this journal. Check back here daily to read the amusing anecdotes of my days, my musings on life in general, paranoid rants, and of course, quizzes telling me how white I am. Enjoy!De-tassles for my funeral! HIPP SKIPP! WHOOKAM!...The following deatils are to be stricly observed in the planning of my funeral in the event of my death. This document will serve as legal notice until a more legal document is forged. Keep in mind that the words herein represent my wishes; though they may not be my last, they are the most current. The funeral is to an extravegent colorful affair with speakers including anyone who has ever considered themselves my friend. My vital organs are to be removed and placed in sacred jars a-la ancient Egypt. These jars shall represent by way of visage a clown, a devil, a precious kitten, a rabid dog, Angus Young, a single eyeball floating on a stalk with a mustache, and any other variety of bizzare things that Tommy O, Pippi, or anyone else who feels like contributing can come up with. In the even that there are too many jars (as would be my want) my organs shall be divided into segments until all the jars have a piece of me in 'em. The following pieces of myself are to be excluded from the jars. My heart, which is to be laquered and given to Rowe Camp and Conference Center, by brain which is to be preserved similarly and given to the Concord Communtiy Music School, and the middle-finger of my right hand, which is to be unceremoniously hacked off and donated ceremoniously to the Derryfield School. My corpse is to be taken to the greatest taxidermist in the land and stuffed. The statue is to be arranged in the stuffed-bear position, so that it looks like a hunter shot me seconds before being pulled into my terrible maw! This statue is to be placed behind the speakers at the service on a raised dias. If there is nobody who is willing to actualy take my body to be taxidermified or for that matter, willing to perform the taxidermy itself, then a life-like statue is to be created and placed on the dias in the absense of my real corpse. At all times during the service there must be a bear-position statue of me behind the speakers at the service. Should my relatives decide that my real body must be buried and my body is not terribly disfigured (defined as still bleeding) then at precisely midnight, my body will be made to suddenly spring out of the casket with scary monster sounds being played behind it, followed my maniacle laughing. In addition to the organs and parts mentioned above, my penial and adrenal glands are to be removed, and the extract of them be taken out to make adrenachrome and penachrome which shall be placed in the punch at the reception. The reception shall take place open mic-style, where stand-up comics and songsters can perform their humorous odes to me. There shall be an extensive live set at the actualy funeral with a great many songs performed. Included in these shall be selected works of Bruce Springsteen (to include but not be limited to The River, Thunderoad, Born To Run, Backstreets, Atlantic City, Lost in the Flood, Growin' Up, Sandy, Spirit Of The Night which must be performed by someone calling themselves Booker-T, Independence Day, The Ties That Bind, Badlands, Racing in the Street, Adam Raised a Cain, Roselita, The Promise, and Fire) the most morbid works of Bob Dylan, a few compositions by Steve Vai (to include but be limited to For The Love of God, the Audience is Listening, and the Fire Garden Suite), the Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven, Leader of the Pack by the Shangri-las, [to rip off Rob gordon for a moment] a beutiful, tearful woman (NOT any blood-relation) is to sing Your The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me, Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones, Battery by Metallica, It's Time To Party by Andrew W.K., and brilliant super-comlimentary yet slightly mornful pop tunes that Aram can come up with (all of them), Hello Morning/Assasins by Lightning Bolt, My Ass is On Fire and Sweet Charity by Mr. Bungle, A Skull Full Of Maggots by Cannibal Corpse, 1/3 of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, Keep On Rockin' In The Free World by Neil young, Chickenshit Conformist by the Dead Kennedys, the themes from One Step Beyond and Cape Fear to be performed by Fantomas, Hit It and Quit It by Funkadelic, Maggot Brain by Funkadelic to be performed by Buckethead, Paradise City and It's So Easy by Guns n' Roses, and last but not least Rave Until Dawn by Extreme Animals. There are to be three clowns present at all times to make balloon animals for anybody who looks too sad. Also, there will be an open bar. The reception must feature real, pit-BBQ and some really good beer (preferably by Rogue Brewery or Berkshire Brewing Company; Guiness is a must). This is to be a red carpet event. I urge all my friends to participate in the planning of my funeral to make sure that there are things that they would enjoy. Remember I want everyone to enjoy themselves at this funeral so there must be an interperative dancer on stage to help hard-of-hearing audience members understand what is being said. If my celebrity status has grown to an extent that would warrent it, there is to be a parade down Pleasent Street in Concord, NH, where there will my a mock-up of me with a grotesque expression as if I had the world's worst hernia. I shall be made to wave at the crowd. There are to be prizes given during the service and reception, and there will be a dunking-booth which will contain members of the Fox News Team. Remember that there is to be nothing that I hate at this funeral unless otherwise specified in this document. I will relay on those O-men with empathic powers to determine if I would hate something. In otherwords, if this is to be held in a church of any kind I will have something to say about it, make no mistake. I also do not wish to be buried in a grave yard. I wish to be taken to the top of a very tall hill in New Hampshire on a beutiful fall or spring day and buried there. My grave marker is to be nothing fancy or ornimental, not a cross, but perhapse a star of David (just kidding) or maybe the horned-hand (deadly serious). I'll leave this one open to debate. Let this record show what the Hell I was thinking right now and let all details for my funeral go in accodance with my wishes.